For no particular reason, here are some proposed names for musical groups. Help yourself, if you need a name:
Fully Clothed Mole Rats
Trash Can Liners
Undersized Load
ex-Tomatoes
Charmless Quarks
Chartreuse Crush
Conversion Factors
Pounds per Kilometer
Abscessed Molars
Stupidity Teeth
Medium-sized Bang
Coalition of the Unwilling
Non-Garden Salad
Second Navel
Fifty Percent On
Three-way Traffic
Top-Secret Mulch
Excess Shortage
Vast Minority
Of course, being totally out of touch with popular music, one or all of these may be taken. I plead ignorance, and request that any infringement issues be directed to my lawyer.
No doubt you can come up with some better suggestions. Feel free to comment.
Thanks for reading.
OK - - - this is cracking me up. I read them out to Greg who said, "His brain has to be working all the time"
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Thanks to both of you. Enjoy the party!
ReplyDeleteI once heard the suggestion "Free Beer". (Picture the sign in front of the venue where they're playing.) h/t Emma Bull, _War for the Oaks_ (a great read, btw).
ReplyDeleteThanks, weekend fisher.
ReplyDeleteThere actually was a band called "Free Beer." They figured it would be the phrase most likely to draw an audience.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Don. I'm not surprised.
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